A Fresh Batch of Feline Tweets Sweeter Than a Cup of Apple Cider (October 12, 2026)

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    The things we put up with to make them happy...

    FreaksDon'tCry @TokyoDilf My cats ate my apple cider donuts in the middle of the night. I hate you both 7:35 PM - Oct 4, 2026 120.1K Views .
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    It really is a unique experience, they are NOT like this after every nap

    pia @reaptides my cat nephew this morning Zion @zionszzn⚫ Oct 4 I like when you look at your cat and can tell they just woke up because they have bedhead, but the bedhead is their whole body. 9:11 PM • Oct 4, 2026 234.8K Views 22 1.9K 30K 733
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    Forever untreatable, and WE are the actual victims

    Wake @oljynsuodatin My sisters cat has an unfortunate condition called "cute little baby disease" and im afraid it's untreatable 10:13 PM - Oct 4, 2026 71.8K Views
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    It LOOKS like they have 15 existential crises a day

    ethical hater @DijahSB when cats r just sitting there what are they thinking about 1:05 AM Oct 5, 2026 131.2K Views 98 17738 10K
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    This is peak cat siblinghood

    BlackMES @WhostheotherMES picture of a cat using his friend as a blanket instead of an actual blanket. oh im so ped. 8:38 AM • Oct 5, 2026 840.8K Views
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    There is nothing better in this world than trashcan kitties

    kiesha @kiesha9i DOG PARENTS: "We did 2 years of exhaustive research and picked the most suitable breed possible" CAT PARENTS: "We took the trash out one night and there he was" 1:18 PM Oct 6, 2026 555.5K Views 185 12.5K 40K 827
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    Stray strong, little tuxie

    В @BengaliBrat he's trying to be brave at the vet NOTICE 8:10 PM - Oct 6, 2026 - 350.4K Views
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    "Cats are low-maintenance pets" is a lie you figure out very early into cat ownership

    Christa Sydney @christasyd People who say "cats are low-maintenance pets" have no idea how prone cats are to organ failure. They don't get enough taurine, heart and eye problems. They don't drink enough water, kidney failure. They don't get meat, liver failure. They eat a random houseplant, organ failure. 10:37 PM Oct 6, 2026 197.2K Views 69 1.8K 17K ☐ 870
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    That's the cat's trash, and it is not going anywhere

    kiesha @kiesha9i Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why 11:59 PM Oct 6, 2026 465.1K Views • ► 201 172K 22K ☐ 568
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    That's right. That's the cat's tunnel, and it's not going anywhere

    • 10:49 AM ⚫ Oct 7, 2026 146.6K Views Herb Brubanter @HBrubanter There's been a large box in my hall or living room for three years because it is the 'cat tunnel' and they love it. www.ornamental-trees.co.uk TH UP Open with care 1. Lay box on side 2. Open flaps on both ends 3. Unfold from corner whers Indicated This packaging is produced using 100% recycled materials kiesha @kiesha9i · Oct 6 Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in t
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    Cats are adapting new methods of avoiding vet visits

    dev! @diamondthrone You are not a cereal bro you're going to the vet Welby MultiVite Ce A M Facts FAMILY SIZE Cinnamon Toast Crunch BLASTED COAL COMMAMION OLLY Noast Crunch SPONGE Nutrition Facts Nutriti Facts Calories 140 7:04 PM ⚫ Oct 7, 2026 698.8K Views 64 3.8K LASER FOCUS 85K 2.1K
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    They don't spit, they just manifest these pills in some unreachable spot under the bed

    devin @runDEVINrun Vet: yeah cats can't spit so if you can get the pill into his mouth it's fine Me: well i have exciting news for you and the animal husbandry world 7:35 PM Oct 7, 2026 · 532.4K Views 156 481 26K ☐ 434
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    We would accept this offer with utmost joy

    baby raccoon @bbyraccoon_ I was on my way to the store until I was politely propositioned for a new friendship • . 12:54 AM ⚫ Oct 8, 2026 120.8K Views
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    Ugh, they always know how to get us

    Dexerto @Dexerto Starbucks is releasing cat-themed Frappuccinos for Halloween The US gets a chocolate cake flavor, while Japan gets a blackberry yogurt version 4:00 AM - Oct 8, 2026 801.8K Views 149 1.2K 22K ☐ 2.7K
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    Fishtopher was a sensation on the web for a reason

    P Pubity ⭑ @pubity A cat named Fishtopher has had his life completely turned around after getting adopted. He went viral after his sad face got posted online, and a couple drove 2 hours just to pick him up and give him a new home. All he needed was a loving family. images via mister.fishtopher . 9:00 AM - Oct 8, 2026 1.4M Views
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    Cats have always been involving themselevs in things they have no reason to be involved in

    WANA Visuals @wana_visualss Kurdish Warrior with His Companion Cat, Transcaucasia, 1870s. 148 11:52 AM - Oct 8, 2026 542.6K Views 67 3.4K 32K ☐ 2.9K
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    He is beautiful, and we would do anything for him

    Mautwo @maumadraws Always Deterio @NxtDeterio⚫ Oct 6 you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how thing looks 6:06 PM - Oct 8, 2026 79K Views ridiculous the 14 1.3K 13K 534
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    The people who think that they're lying are people who have never lived with cats in their lives

    ry Ý @loserwlw saved a kitten off the street last night and when i came into my bathroom to check on him this morning i couldn't find him anywhere. checked the shower and this is what i see 6:42 PM - Oct 8, 2026 5.9M Views
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    Never doubt the cat distribution system

    Jennifer @babybeginner A couple of years ago I was hoping the cat distribution system would send me a cute tiny kitten. Instead, I got a roughed up, dirty, mean old Tom cat. I called him Bruiser. It took 1.5 years before I could even pet him even though I fed him every day. Last night he lay in my arms and cuddled against me on the patio couch. He kneaded against me. My heart is bursting with love for this boy. He is a soulmate cat. You don't get many of those in a lifetime. Never doubt the cat
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    She is purrfect exactly the way that she is

    wishfixers @wishfixers1912 shes too crazy!! Deterio ▼ @NxtDeterio Oct 6 you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how thing looks 12:07 AM • Oct 9, 2026 999.2K Views ridiculous the
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    Said every cat owner ever about their cat. And we are all RIGHT.

    angel @neokuudere i love you meimei you are one of the best cats ever 6:28 PM • Oct 9, 2026 124.5K Views 43 2.3K 23K 839
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    We think they love us especially hard at night when we are not touching all their fluffy spots

    ash @ashtoberr there is no better feeling than falling asleep next to your cat and waking up and your cat is still there because even when youre boring and asleep they still love you 8:35 PM Oct 9, 2026 186.2K Views • > 22 173.2K 25K ☐ 409
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    As they should

    Charlie | Muddy @Always_Muddy cats can canonically loaf in minecraft too 10:31 PM - Oct 9, 2026 533.1K Views 39 17.5K 92K 2.4K
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    And we appreciate it every single time

    @gffyoq a cat resting their little paw on you is a sign of great respect in their culture. 11:25 PM Oct 9, 2026 108.3K Views 23 1967 13K
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    Oh! That's you!

    cat memes @hardcatmemes That's me 3:28 AM Oct 10, 2026 821K Views .
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    This is the most purrfect picture ever taken of a black cat ever

    plausible rogue @dadaphone Just got introduced to the family's new cat and this is the only photo I've managed to take of him so far • 5:01 AM • Oct 10, 2026 425.6K Views
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    And it really is a battle like this every time

    Lonni☆♡☆ @ijboLonni my cat and i both wanted to sit on my office chair at the same time 6:25 AM ⚫ Oct 10, 2026 515K Views 28 4.3K 76K 2K
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    Oh, don't worry, she'll make sure he cares sooner than you think. Don't underestimate kittens.

    Ghost @juicethot Introduced small cat to big cat. She's obsessed with him and follows him everywhere. He could not give less of a sh about her existence . . 6:18 PM ⚫ Oct 10, 2026 151.2K Views 17777 17K 602
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    We all have our priorities straight. That's pretty clear. Cats first.

    Big Timi ❤ @OrevaZSN Me washing my cat's water bowl every time I refill it: I can't let biofilm build up. That's disgusting. I don't want her getting sick. Me refilling my Hydro Flask for the 156th day in a row without washing it: It's literally just water. I'll be fine. 9:00 AM Oct 10, 2026 366.9K Views • 68 1.5K 34K ☐ 574
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    Larry better live forever. We're not sure Europe would survive without him.

    Larry the Cat ✪ @Number10cat Still got at least six lives left 10 UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet • Oct 9 Our Chief Mouser Larry is back at Downing Street following a minor operation, and is recovering well. He is feline much better but taking things one paw at a time. ALT 11:00 PM. Oct 9, 2026 432.4K Views
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    Look at this cat. Look how happy. You better provide this cake every year now.

    @cenodyke celebrating my cat's first birthday with a cake made with homemade chicken pate, frosted with churu, and decorated with her catnip treats + freeze dried anchovies! 10:20 PM - Oct 10, 2026 411.3K Views 128 17 2.6K 40K ☐ 2.2K
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    Guess what? They helped the cat, the cat pushed the toy back out, and, now in crisis, this neighbor had to notify the cat's owner.

    jen @KYLØJEN Opened my door to grab a package and noticed that my neighbor's cat was in need of aid 3:49 AM. Oct 10, 2026 4.1M Views 228 18.7K 212K ☐ 5K
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